Onomatopoeia-Laden Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

There are no SPOILERS, unless you consider loud sounds spoilers.

So the movie opens with, DA-duh-duh-duh-duh. *screen scroll.*

Woosh, pew pew, pew pew pew, woosh.

Kerpow, sizzle, sizzle, pop, kerplow.

Then, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, pew pew, zaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

*happy sounds

Do, do, beep, bop, borp *rolling around*

Hey.

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Crackle, crackle, crackle.

KERPLOWIE!

And then:

Waaaaaaaaaa, waaaaaaaaaa, waaaaaaaaaa.

Swoooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

The end.

Great movie.

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